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Militia Accompanied Tours: Experience, Feel and Breathe the Battlefield and Devastation of War!

The City State holds claims upon a number of lands, some in dispute as a result of past military conflicts. 

Unless you desire to risk a battlefield tour and the possibility of terrorist attacks the City State can not recommend that you visit these areas for tourism purposes, however, the City State does offer tours (for those interested in battlefield explorations) accompanied by a member / members of the Militia

 

 

* The Village of Asselsville * Peanaswhistle Township * City of Dungstown
         
Basic Tour:
Transport from City State (Proper) to site in luxury sedan or luxury SUV, "picnic / boxed" breakfast, lunch and dinner and visitation to whatever choice of all or any sights in a flexible style tour. 

(Early morning Departure & Evening Return)

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Plus Tour: Includes everything in the Basic Tour with the lunch and dinner meals taken at restaurants offering local foods; you will choose from local cuisine or have the opportunity to eat at a restaurant of domesticated descendents of the hillbillies - eat the cuisine of the Assels, Peanasis or Dungs! 

(Early morning Departure & Evening Return
OR Overnight - Midday to Midday)

Luxury Tour: Includes everything in the Basic and Plus Tours with the addition of being transported by His Grace's limousine for the entire trip (less those parts that require an off-road vehicle).

(Early morning Departure & Evening Return
OR Overnight - Midday to Midday) 

 

Luxury Sedan

Luxury SUV

Limousine
            

The Village of Asselsville:  During the Battle of the Ears the Sovereign and Military Order of the Blue Cross and the Sovereign and Military Order of Santa Nicola (Order of Saint Nicholas) conquered this village.  The Assels, a violent people with a particular aggression against children were conquered but have refused to peacefully accept their defeat and continue terrorist-like attacks against the government.  The Orders, therefore, have deployed continuing attacks reducing most of the hillbilly shacks to rubble.


Asselsville following an Anti-Terrorist Raid
against the Hillbilly Assels
 
  
Peanaswhistle Township - Believed by the
Order of Santa Nicola (Order of Saint Nicholas) to be the approximate
location of Grover Mercer
     

Peanaswhistle Township and surrounding areas
(the red shaded area is under control of the City State)
    

City of Dungstown / Aerial View
(the red shaded area is under control of the City State)
            

Peanaswhistle Township:  The Sovereign and Military Order of Santa Nicola (Order of Saint Nicholas) engaged in the Battle of the Peanasis against a savage and uncivilized clan called the Mercer Clan.  The Mercer Clan was engaged in organized criminal activity.  The culmination of the City State's military exploration into Peanaswhistle Township began when a citizen of the City State was abducted by the Mercer Clan and taken to their town.  The Battle of the Peanasis destroyed most of the Mercer Clan and was a tremendous demonstration of the military prowess of the Order of Santa Nicola (Order of Saint Nicholas); the exception to this victory was the escape of the clan leader Grover Mercer.  To this day, all Knights of the Order of Santa Nicola (Order of Saint Nicholas) make, among their other oaths of chivalry, a commitment to capturing or eliminating Grover Mercer.  The Head of State and the Parliament have issued a Dead-or-Alive bounty for the capture or elimination of Grover Mercer.

         

City of Dungstown:  The Dungs loosely attacked the City State (proper).  As guardians of the central territory the Order of the Golden Lion defended the onslaught.  The Dungs, extremely vicious and without any sense of respect for anything, even resorted to throwing bodies of Dungs at the Knights of the Golden Lion.  Though there were so many casualties that the Knights of the Golden Lion were virtually eliminated, the Order continued and exists to this day.  The Stemma (Coat of Arms) of the Order was modified, by Decree of the Head of State, to include a Catherine's Wheel (a symbol of sacrifice recalling the martyrdom of Saint Catherine of the Sinai) as a tribute to the sacrifice made by the Knights of the Order of the Golden Lion and their commitment to fight to the death to protect the City State.

    


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